Rum, they agreed, was too popular to be interesting, tequila suffered from delusions of grandeur, and vodka had lost its hearty Russian heritage to peer pressure from vanilla and fruit. But whiskey, good old-fashioned whiskey, still had roots running deep in Tennessee and remembered its sole purpose was to help make awkward social situations bearable.
--K. "Otter" Spangler
Head over to the AGAHF store to grab the first installment of The Digital Divide -- a novel combining the paranormal buddy cop action of Paradigm Shift with the lethal bon mots of A Girl and Her Fed. Good stuff!