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Sara: Um. Hi. Can I have the special.

[[Shwick -- somewhere, a knife chops sauerkraut]]

Ed: Sure.  How do you take your chili?

[[Sara sits at the bar and takes out her laptop]]

Sara: What are my choices?

Ed: Well, one is mild.

Pria: And five is a trip to Bombay.

[[Hissss -- somewhere, a spatula presses down on frying corned beef]]

Sara: Oh, um.  How about a three?

[[Somewhere, a hand stabilizes a massive Reuben sandwich as a knife cuts it in half]]

Ed: Hey, Captain!  Gimme one by land and sea!


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